14 October 2006

Free to good home

One Nicola.

She is house trained and occasionally house proud too, she will clean up at least 3 times a week, more with nagging. She has a good job, which occasionally gives her some stress, but well she tried to forget all about work as soon as she steps through the door.

Loyal and loving to the right owner, cold and stubborn to the wrong one. Keep her entertained else her eye will wander. Keep her happy and you will have the best Nicola you could ever imagine.

She likes nice walks, enjoys her simple pleasures in life. Gets on with children and pets, would make a great addition to the family home.

Fair to note though she is prone to bouts of depression where she can be found to be drinking gin, smoking, listening to some suitable music and staring into space. Contemplating all that has gone right or wrong in her life is one thing that shouldnt be encouraged if you own a Nicola.

If anyone can provide a loving home and save her crumbling sanity please apply...



1 comment:

oldcrow61 said...

Will be sending an application form off immediately. lol