from anon

Thanks anon, thought it deserved more than just being in the comments had me in stitches


After that post you might need to check your Dirty IQ. The answers are at the end.

Questions...

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both
men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me
you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I
come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers
to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a
big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged
in my job. What am I?

NOW BEFORE YOU READ THE ANSWERS TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK HOW DIRTY YOUR MIND
WORKED HERE. ;-)

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!